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Omnia praeclara rara. - Cicero

From the Czech Republic, born on August 26th and #justweird

fruitcrocs:

when someone repeats a joke you just said and they get the credit for it

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(Source: fruitcrocs, via smosh)

— 1 week ago with 68757 notes
#jokes  #credit 

welcome-to-the-crying-parade:

because the dRUgS NevER WoRK

[KICKS CHAIR]

thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk

[SMASHES TABLE]

CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN

[PUNCHES DOOR]

THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOURE ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED

[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]

ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE 

[BOMBS OWN HOUSE]

(via frxnkieromustdie)

— 1 week ago with 197212 notes
#mcr  #my chemical romance  #teenagers  #music  #lyrics 

ravenclaw-queen:

In which Draco and Harry dress a little too quickly after a meeting

I don’t even ship it and this is awesome

(Source: scaredpotter, via frxnkieromustdie)

— 2 weeks ago with 174992 notes
"guys, don’t!!!" :D

"guys, don’t!!!" :D

(Source: itsfunnytome, via smosh)

— 2 weeks ago with 74730 notes
#dogs 
that penguin is just like “I’m outta here, bitches.” :D

that penguin is just like “I’m outta here, bitches.” :D

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via smosh)

— 2 weeks ago with 65931 notes
#penguin  #im outta here  #escape 
kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"
"Radical Carrot."

kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"

"Radical Carrot."

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(Source: spooktibbles, via tyleroakley)

— 3 weeks ago with 284464 notes
#radical carrot  #colours